{"id":299,"date":"2014-07-18T23:37:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T22:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/szalapski.pl\/?p=299"},"modified":"2026-01-02T10:04:31","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T09:04:31","slug":"krowa-kurczak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/szalapski.pl\/en\/krowa-kurczak\/","title":{"rendered":"Cow and chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><?xml encoding=\"UTF-8\"?><\/p>\n<p>In everyday teaching and production work I create and read a lot of advertisements. Almost each of them, at least in local media, is constructed in the same way: <em>Who&#8217;s got a phone number?<\/em>. That&#8217;s why I was so happy to be able to record for a restaurant whose name brings to mind cartoon characters.<!--more-->I&#8217;ve always wanted to try my hand in dubbing. That&#8217;s why when I answer the phone, I sometimes pretend to be different voices. Once I&#8217;m a mad scientist, another time I pretend to be a voicemail welcome, and sometimes I pull in Russian (although I don&#8217;t speak that language). After one such cheerful phone calls I got an order to record for a restaurant in Gda&#324;sk. Its content seems ordinary and does not differ from the scheme: who? what? where? contact details. However, fantastically used by the writer in the first sentence of phraseology &#8220;chicken pale&#8221;, caused me to shout: <em>I can&#8217;t record this normally!<\/em> I&#8217;ve decided to turn my acting impulses into, I think, an absolute commercial. Slightly snorting, slightly clapping, protracting and strongly highlighting the letter &#8220;r&#8221; &#8211; Kurrrczak. Here&#8217;s the commercial. <a title=\"Krowa i Kurczak\" href=\"http:\/\/krowaikurczak.com.pl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cows and chicken<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-299-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/szalapski.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/krowaiszak_ver1_20sek_10072014.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/szalapski.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/krowaiszak_ver1_20sek_10072014.mp3\">http:\/\/szalapski.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/krowaiszak_ver1_20sek_10072014.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>The students know that being creative in this job is very important. Daily reading of many of the same texts introduces a terrible routine, and this translates into the quality of our recordings. So I wish to others and myself that such exciting realizations happen every day. For the development of not only teaching skills but also acting skills, which sometimes lack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In everyday teaching and production work I create and read a lot of advertisements. Almost each of them, at least in local media, is constructed in the same way: Who&#8217;s got a phone number?. 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